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There once was a press secretary
Who questioned the spending spree
“Why so much time?” she asked
In a press conference blast
From the Biden White House, you see

There once was a president bold,
Who wanted the Medal of Honor, we’re told,
The Wall Street Journal said,
He’s got a big head,
A recipient he will never hold.

There once was a man named Trump
Who turned a joint into a hump
He negotiated with ease
And did as he pleased
In the cannabis industry, he made a big jump

A pope spoke of peace, what a sage
Trump’s critiques brought him rage
In headlines they sparred
Their views often marred
A saga that’s all the rage

There once was a host named Bill Maher,
Who criticized those with no flair,
In hoodies they stood,
Misunderstood,
His “New Rules” did little to spare.

There once was a lady dismayed
For voting, she felt quite afraid
No ID in her hand
She just couldn’t understand
Her rights seemed to be waylaid

There once was a reporter named Fitzpatrick
Who wrote of the FBI director’s track
Alleged incidents in her story
Caused quite a bit of worry
In the Atlantic, her article did attract

There once was a man named Trump,
Whose actions caused quite a big hump.
Ken Dilanian did say,
He’s hurt America’s way,
Now the image takes a big slump.

There once was a man named Mamdani,
Met Trump and Obama with glee,
Discussed New York City’s plight,
In the White House so bright,
Working to make the city free.

There once was a man named Rogan
Whose White House visit was foregone
Though critical of Trump
He found his way back to the stump
For his loyalty, he’ll always be drawn