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There once was a host of Late Show
Had a jarring moment, oh no
He thought he had died
But it was all a lie
Just a prank, now off with the show

There once was a veep full of pride,
Who gave the pope some advice on the side,
Though Catholic he’d just become,
In 2019, his faith had begun,
To the world’s religious leader, he tried to guide.

There once was an influencer so bold,
Who stormed out of an interview, we’re told.
“Looksmaxxing” was the trend,
But he came to no end,
A limerick of drama unfolds.

A Treasury man named Scott Bessent,
Warned Iran of economic descent,
Said the U.S. will increase
The financial squeeze,
For Iran, it’s a dire event.

There once was a man named Trump,
Who thought he was quite the chump.
He said oil prices would drop,
Then claimed it was just a flop,
His words caused quite a big jump.

There once was a man named Tom Homan,
Who thought the Pope’s words were just phony.
He called them “unacceptable”,
Said they were quite delectable,
For Trump’s plans he’d always be a crony.

There once was an actor who’d dare
To mock Trump with a flair
He clowned the president
For his lack of sentiment
Showing how little he “cares”

There once was a comic quite bold
Who spoke with a lady so old
About hosting a show
When Trump’s term did go
A late night tale that was told

There once was a tabloid so bold
Sent producers to Capitol Hill, we’re told
As Congress returned
Reactions they spurned
Their presence was received quite cold

There once was a late-night host
Who mocked the president the most
For making mistakes again and again
His humor made the audience groan
As he skewered the leader with his roast