There once was a surge in high prices,
Fed fighters faced Trump’s heated vices,
Pressure to lower rates,
For the economy’s fates,
Inflation battle with many sacrifices.
A man named David Urban, so bold,
Advised Trump in campaigns of old,
Now he often critiques
His decisions and tweaks,
For social media antics, he’s told.
There once was a veep who did purr,
Admitting to acts quite sinister.
He said with a wink,
That the prez’s new kink,
Was economic terrorism’s lure.
There once was a man named Hal Lambert
Who claimed there were “no flaws” in his gambit
He urged his peers to “connect the dots”
But most thought his idea was just fraught
In the end, his claim was deemed unfit
There once was a man named Trump
Who got an earful with a thump
From a staunch supporter
Who turned into a reporter
And left the president in a slump
There once was an ape named Fatou
Whose birthday was cause for a zoo
They feasted with treats
But no cake, oh what feats!
At 69, she still had quite the view
There once was a man named Lawler
Who scolded his constituents, a holler
They slammed him for Trump
Said they acted like chumps
In high school, he likened them to a brawler.
There once was a man named Trump,
Who broke Commandments with a thump,
Marina Purkiss did say,
He’s gone far astray,
No wonder he’s no pope’s chump.
The Interior Department’s decree,
Removed the flag, didn’t let it be.
They said federal guidance,
Required compliance,
And so the flag flew no more, you see.
There once was a man who would boast
AI-generated image he’d post
Claiming to heal with his hands
Saying “fake news understands”
But the truth was what he loved to roast