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There once was a pilot so brave
Rescued from behind enemy wave
Then a second one found
Hiding safe and sound
By the U.S. military, they’re saved

There once was a president in power
Who threatened to unleash hell and devour
The Iranian people with might
In a message so wild and not right
A diplomatic storm did he shower

There once was a girl in a fix,
In a foster home she said she was abused quick.
Her father fought for her release,
From federal custody, a difficult peace.
In immigration officials she had no trust to pick.

Some hosts avoided reading the president’s expletive,
On TV while others freely dropped it, oh so naive,
Breaking from tradition,
To stress the president’s condition,
His behavior unprecedented and so inconceivable.

There once was a host from SNL,
Who revealed a secret to tell,
The only one who’s got the gist,
To handle Epstein’s list,
The president trusted him well.

There once was an AG quite bold
Crashing NCAA show, so we’re told
To Barkley’s surprise
She defended her lies
In “SNL” skit, the story was told

There once were astronauts of Artemis II,
To the moon they were flying, it’s true.
Halfway there they did reach,
Their destination in reach,
A historic journey they pursue.

There once was a firm called Planet Labs,
Whose satellite images were the best of the labs,
But the U.S. government took a stand,
And asked them to withhold images of the land,
Now their cameras are under wraps.

There once was a frantic search made,
For a lost soul who needed aid.
After hours of strife,
They found them to bring back to life,
In a mission where hope never fades.

There once was an Angel who’d soar,
Made catches, the crowd did adore,
Leaping into the air,
With such grace and flair,
In the outfield, he couldn’t ask for more.