Cory Booker Says Democrats ‘Have Failed This Moment,’ Calls For ‘Generational Renewal’
There once was a senator from Jersey
Called for unity to be less flimsy
He refused to rule out
A presidential route
In 2028, he might be quite saucy
Tiger Woods Was ‘Sweating Profusely’ And Found With Hydrocodone Pills At Crash, Arrest Affidavit Says
A deputy observed with a stare,
Eyes bloodshot, pupils dilated with care,
In Woods’ arrest report,
The signs were a retort,
To the drugs he did dare.