Dan Bongino Says He Started ‘Messing With People’ In The FBI To Catch ‘Snakes’
There once was a report in the news,
Bongino said he knew its true views.
He admitted with glee,
“I made it up,” you see,
His claim caused a media fuse.
There once was a report in the news,
Bongino said he knew its true views.
He admitted with glee,
“I made it up,” you see,
His claim caused a media fuse.
There once was a commentary so fair,
On how perceptions are shaped by software.
Algorithms and tech,
In a constant hectic wreck,
Controlling what we believe with great care.
There once was a mayor so wise,
His response brought tears to their eyes.
Social media’s praise,
For his thoughtful displays,
Made him a hero in their eyes.
There once was a host named Joe,
Who summed up the scandal just so,
With just two short words,
The news was absurd,
On “Morning Joe” he stole the show.
There once was a man from the board,
Who kept secrets tightly stored,
About Kimmel’s late-night show,
He refused to let info flow,
Leaving viewers very floored.
There once was a Congress member bold
Who called out Trump and Graham, we’re told
A survey made clear
Their actions, severe
Now their secrets are all unrolled
There once was a president, they say
Whose hateful words came into play
In a montage so bold
By Mehdi Hasan told
His rhetoric on full display
There once was a host named Lemon,
Who on his show went on a tirade,
He ranted with fiery zeal,
Decrying false equivalence real,
His passion could not be swayed.
There once was a White House so bold,
Undercutting calls that were told,
They took a swipe,
At Rosa DeLauro’s hype,
Turning the story to gold.
There once was a press secretary,
Whose comments were often quite scary.
Critics noticed the flaw,
In what she stood for,
And called her out on it quite wary.