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There once was a man named Jones,
Who attacked grieving families with moans,
He used Infowars to spread lies,
Causing heartache and cries,
His actions were met with groans.

There once was a man named Barry,
Who vanished one day, quite scary.
He missed a meeting,
And now they’re all beating,
Their heads wondering where he could tarry.

A prosecutor named Roger Cruz
Said the defendants didn’t care where money flows
As long as it kept coming in
They indulged in every sin
In court, their guilt he did expose

There once was a senator named Scott
Who said nixing a procedure was not
For democracy’s good
He said it would ruin, if it should
But his argument others forgot.

A man named Ramaswamy of late
Said Ohio is a fine state, just great
But as for being the best
He put it to the test
In a Hillsdale College speech, his debate

Louisiana’s primary, they say,
Is postponed to another day,
To create new districts,
It’s lawmakers’ edicts,
Changing the electoral way.

There once was a governor from Cali,
Whose COVID policies made Rogan rally,
He insulted the man,
With a podcast plan,
Now the governor’s mood is not jolly.

There once was a court so austere
That blocked a pill that’s held dear
Mifepristone’s mail
Now faces a hail
Of controversy, loud and clear

There once was a flight from Miami,
To Atlanta it aimed to be.
But a delay was instated,
For the passenger created,
A disruption that caused quite a spree.

There once was a Gov named Newsom,
Whose press team was sharp as a drum,
They hit the president hard,
With a reminder unmarred,
In California, they showed who was the chum.