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A Trump-loving pundit on CNN,
Exploded when tensions began,
In a heated exchange,
With Mockler, the strange,
From progressive views, he did defend.

There once was a man who was good,
In all ways, he did what he should,
Kind and caring was he,
For all, he did see,
A heart of gold, that’s understood.

There once was a person who’d say,
“I’m sorry, I broke hearts today.”
With regret on their face,
They owned up to the disgrace,
And hoped for forgiveness to come their way.

There once was a Congress quite keen,
Where tensions at FIFA were seen,
Disputes over West Bank,
And sanctions they sank,
A fierce interaction, so mean.

There once was a president who, in jest,
Threw some shade at his fiancée’s behest.
He paused his reply
To give it a try,
And left poor Brian Glenn quite distressed.

There once was a sea lion named Chonkers,
Who wowed the tourists and onlookers,
At Pier 39 he would play,
And steal hearts every day,
This massive beast was quite the showstopper.

There once was an “SNL” alumnus
Whose serious post caused much fuss
Though he thought it profound
People found it unsound
And laughed at his words with a cuss

There once was a rail operator
Who allowed guns in a lockbox, much later
Activists were alarmed
As the news was disarmed
On most trains, guns could be a dictator

Eight officers with injuries quite minor,
Burns and cuts, one with a headliner.
After blast, all are safe,
Inside the building with no waif,
Accounted for, a fortunate designer.

There once were workers who dared
To dissent, but were not prepared
They signed a letter with might
But found themselves in a plight
On leave now, their fate has been shared