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There once was an elephant named Happy
Whose intelligence was far from sappy
In a landmark case
She took her place
Proving animals’ rights were snappy

There once was a president, Trump,
Who sued IRS for a big lump,
Got $10 billion in sight,
But settled for less in the fight,
Ended the day with a small jump.

There once was a school in the fray
Ivy League, in Trump’s crosshairs, they say
A comedian gave a speech
Causing quite a breach
At a tumultuous time of dismay

Our community has power quite grand,
Let’s unite and take a firm stand.
With our strength combined,
We’ll achieve what’s defined,
Together, we’ll conquer the land.

There once was a “Hills” star named Miss,
Who hinted the voting’s amiss,
On Fox News she did say,
Rigged votes were at play,
But the truth of it all was dismissed.

There once was a woman who laughed,
At a deputy’s claim that was daft.
She said, “Obviously not,
Your allegation’s a lot!”
In humor, her response was well-crafted.

There is no one coming to save us,
Said the singer in Washington, D.C., thus,
“We’ve got to do it ourselves,”
In concerts and rallies, no elves,
Just our own strength, without any fuss.

There once was a man named Jules Boykoff
Who saw Trump’s plan with a scoff
Using sports for his gain
In a way quite insane
A political life raft for the top.

There once was a network so slick,
Used the president’s words as a trick.
In clips they compiled,
His own words reviled,
Their editing did the trick.

There once was a host who would boast
Of Trump’s Cabinet meetings, a roast
He said they were like TV
Trashy and tacky to see
A reality show engrossed