A coalition from California led,
Twelve states are suing with dread,
To block a deal so grand,
Worth a hundred and ten billion in hand,
Their legal battle lies ahead.
There once was a council report released,
Saying Smithsonian leaders should be ceased,
They don’t tell history right,
In a way that’s inspiring, unite,
For our great republic, they’ve breached.
There once was a man named Goldstein
Sentenced to prison, oh so unkind
For tax evasion so bold
And mortgage fraud, we’re told
His secrets now all left behind
There once was a dinner so grand,
In the Waldorf Astoria they planned,
With just 700 seats,
In the ballroom, it meets,
A night in a luxurious land.
There once was a legend so bold
Said, “I’ll help the 76ers, I’m told”
To make them a champ
With skills that are vamp
In Philly, success will unfold.
There once was a man named Alan,
Fuming over Trump, he began
To rage and to shout,
Saying, “What’s this about?
Like, dude, what? Go to jail,” he ran.
There once were truckers, you see,
Who came from a faraway country.
20% of drivers, they make,
But licenses, only 5% take,
To transport the goods for a fee.
There once was a VP named Vance,
Whose criticism saw a quick dance,
On Rogan’s show he appeared,
And disapproval neared,
The Washington Post did enhance.
There has not been a primary so free,
For Democrats in almost twenty,
No incumbent in sight,
No frontrunner’s might,
A true contest for all eyes to see.
There once was a Democrat from New York,
Explaining why Trump’s attacks they do mock.
They keep using the word,
As a line that’s absurd,
Their antics a never-ending stock.