There once was a president, for sure,
Who tried to fix FIFA’s allure,
But his intervention
Caused a big commotion,
Backfiring in ways that were impure.
There once was a man named Brian,
Who always replied with “OK” like a lion,
His responses were brief,
But brought him relief,
As conversations with him were flyin’.
There once was a minister so bold,
Who in Ukraine did firmly hold.
He questioned the IOC,
For changing rules, you see,
In war, nothing changed, or so he told.
There once was a president bold,
Who wanted Greenland’s land to hold.
But Denmark said no,
And the plan had to go,
Leaving the president out in the cold.
There once was a U.S. so bold,
In Disney movies, heroes they’d hold.
But now they’re the villain,
In a film so chillin’,
As “The Daily Show” host has foretold.
There once was a screening in town
For Argentina to claim the crown
But a blast interrupted
The mood was corrupted
And left the fans feeling down
There once was a man, Carville said,
“You don’t need money,” he spread.
“You don’t know how to handle it,
You’re too stupid,” he bit,
But the man just laughed, went ahead.
There once was a man named Spencer Pratt,
Whose social media rant fell flat,
His words were quite blunt,
And caused quite a stunt,
But his followers didn’t care about that.
There once was a building in Manhattan,
With columns that buckled and sagged, man.
Officials were worried,
For the structure was hurried,
Now unstable, a high-rise they can’t plan.
There once was a Law Center so grand,
Accused of a scheme underhand,
They took donor’s cash,
For a dubious stash,
In court, they pleaded not guilty and bland.