Former writer Matt Calkins, with a sob,
Said the scrapped story was a job
That would’ve sparked the rage,
Of an angry mob’s stage,
In Seattle, he’d been a knob.
There once was a store called Walmart,
A barometer of spending, a vault,
With a customer base vast,
Their sales unsurpassed,
In the world of retail, they exalt.
There once was a host named Duffy
Who claimed looks made marriage less scruffy
She said with a grin
For a love that will win
Marry someone who’s handsome and fluffy
There once was a secretary so wary
Whose new series on air was quite scary
For massive corporations galore
Claimed the department, “We’re not endorsing, for sure”
But viewers believed it was all just a fairy
There once was a strategist named Al Hunt
Who said a stupid idea was quite blunt
Democrats calling to disband
The police in the land
Was the silliest idea to confront
There once was a man named Griff Furst
Who saw a struggling soul at its worst
He thought they deserved
More support, not reserved
For a limerick, their story was versed
There once was a President, Trump
Who left his staff in a bit of a dump
On Air Force One he flew
With a threat that was true
Leaving everyone in a bit of a slump.
There once was a man from Minnesota
Whose election was quite the enigma
He called for a recount
And audit to surmount
The use of electronic voting machines, hoorah!
There once was a woman named Sarah
Who thought Trump 2.0 aides did care
About the close bond
With the “human printer” they found
Their thoughts on the matter they shared
There once was a report so bright,
Labor layoffs were out of sight,
Americans felt secure,
Their jobs were sure,
With job security, they felt just right.