Jon Ossoff Trounces Trump Admin Criticism Over His Natalie Harp Quip: ‘No One Cares’
There once was a Democrat from Georgia
Who criticized Trump with euphoria
His priorities slammed
Left the White House all damned
Resulting in quite the melioria
There once was a Democrat from Georgia
Who criticized Trump with euphoria
His priorities slammed
Left the White House all damned
Resulting in quite the melioria
There once was a Fox News host so bold,
Whose take on AOC was brash and cold.
But now, a few months past,
His tone has changed fast,
His approach to global affairs now more controlled.
There once was a director quite bold
Whose seashell display, so we’re told
Seemed to clearly proclaim
A threat to Trump’s name
But the truth of the message, untold.
There once was a child star so bright
Who left us at such a young height
Panettiere, we mourn
For her talent was born
In our hearts, she’ll shine through the night.
There once was a board all aligned,
With Trump, they seemed clearly defined.
Defying a court’s decree,
To remove Trump’s name, let it be,
Their actions were strongly maligned.
There once was a “human printer” close,
To the president, she chose to pose.
Showing her loyalty,
With unwavering royalty,
By his side, her dedication shows.
A man named Trump said with a lilt,
“One thing I know how to do is build,”
With towers so tall,
He stood proud and tall,
In construction, he never was stilled.
There once was a mayor from the city,
Whose social media video was witty.
It brought attention to a serious fuss,
Causing a stir and quite a buzz,
In New York, it sure wasn’t pretty.
There once was a man named Morens,
Who hid documents in his den.
He faces five years in jail,
For his dishonest tale,
Conspiring to deceive, oh what a mess!
There once was a host named MS NOW,
Who questioned if Trump could somehow,
Be a “kingmaker” grand,
For his party’s next stand,
In the next presidential powwow.