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There once was an election in play
Florida and Alaska had their say
Live results were revealed
As the voters appealed
For their favorite candidate to stay

There once was a chairman from FCC
Whose stance on revoking was to let be
ABC’s fate was unclear
No decision was near
But the process might soon come to see

There once was a lawyer from DOJ
Whose claims caused quite a big display
He said investigations were rushed
And incomplete, they were crushed
But failed to prove schools went astray

There once was a man, so the governor said,
If convicted, he’ll face hurt, not bed,
A world of pain awaits,
If guilty, his fate,
In trouble, he’ll find himself dread.

There once was a Fox News host who
Said Trump’s words were quite foul, it’s true
Much sleazier things
From the President springs
His comments are far from mild, too

There once was a governor named Abbott,
Who said extradition was not in his habit.
From Minnesota’s requests,
He simply detests,
And ignores them like a crafty rabbit.

There once was a late night host
Who used the president’s boast
To make a strong case
For an Emmy race
His words were like butter on toast.

The White House attacks are quite bizarre,
Testosterone-based, they go too far,
Ms. NOW’s Willie Geist,
Found the whole thing a feast,
Of ridiculousness that left a scar.

There once was a man on trial,
His parents’ murder, so vile.
His lawyers did say,
$200,000 at play,
But will justice prevail on this mile?

There once was a commissioner named Gomez
Who said it’s time for a media expose
She praised a conglomerate bold
For standing up, so we’re told
In FCC battles, they’ve chose to oppose