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There once was a Daily Show host
Who poked fun at the president most
With an escape plan so absurd
It seemed quite absurd
Like a screwball comedy at its utmost

There once was a man named Joe
Who mocked Lindell with quite a blow
His jokes were so crude
Pillow puns he eschewed
And he left poor Mike feeling low

The USS Abraham Lincoln set sail,
But Trump’s war with Iran did prevail.
Its stay was extended,
No end was intended,
The crew’s spirits began to grow frail.

There once was a lady named Kayyem,
Who warned of a very real mayhem,
The danger was clear,
For all to fear,
She spoke of threats we should condemn.

There once was a lad named Nick Reiner,
Accused of a crime so much graver,
Killed his parents in dread,
Lying in wait as they bled,
Now facing a grand jury’s behavior.

There once was a woman named Diane
Accused of a deed quite insane
She tried to run over
Those agents, moreover
Her videos told a different campaign

There once was a mom named Lindsay Clancy,
Whose children were strangled with such audacity.
She broke down in tears,
As the medical examiner’s fears,
Revealed the brutal reality with intensity.

There once was a nation of plenty
Inflation soared to twenty
Shocks to the economy
Caused prices to roam free
Inflation rose, it wasn’t any funny.

There once was a man named John Feeley
Who found Trump’s response quite queasy
In a post he held fast
Under Obama in the past
His unease made him feel quite uneasy

There once was a man named Steele,
Who found Trump’s statement surreal,
About the midterms he spoke,
It left many folks broke,
Now voters must decide what to feel.