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There once was a show called MS NOW
That highlighted some polls, and how!
Support for Trump did drop
For the GOP, a flop
The ratings were starting to bow

There once was a MAGA host so bold,
Who planted an idea in Trump’s hold.
About elections he said,
And it stuck in his head,
The notion he couldn’t scold.

There once was a man named Mangione
Accused of a crime quite brawny
He shot a CEO dead
Now he’ll face what lies ahead
In court for murder, his fate to atone

There once was a president sly,
Who switched planes to the sky,
To dodge a threat so sneaky,
Leaving others feeling quite cheeky,
Not a word as they continued to fly.

There once was a president so sly,
Who swapped planes in Turkey, oh my!
It was done on the sly,
To avoid a threat high,
But the press was left wondering, oh why?

There once was a comic so bold,
Mocked Trump’s talking point, so I’m told.
With humor and wit,
He gave it a hit,
In limerick form, he did scold.

There once was a press secretary, so bold
Made a claim about Trump, quite untold
Life was great, so she said
But the truth was misled
In the White House, the lies unfold.

In July, the US saw record heat,
NOAA’s report can’t be beat.
The contiguous States
had their hottest dates,
A scorching July can’t be discreet.

There once was a bird named Jackie,
Whose condition turned out quite wacky.
Despite treatment quite intensive,
The outcome was not pensive,
Heartbroken, the team at Raptor Center felt tacky.

A scandal with Boebert’s son,
Filming a video for fun,
With a young girl, seventeen,
The act obscene,
Now his troubles have just begun.