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There once was a data guru
Who showed the president’s views
He lost so much ground
With Americans around
On the matter, it’s true

A billionaire named Mark Zuckerberg
Had a yacht that did not give a flicker
To a skiff out of gas
Off Alaska’s landmass
No mercy from the yacht’s bold figure.

There once was a host full of might
Called out the Republican in sight
His dramatic display
Announcing right away
Support for the president’s pick in the light

There once was a man named Keffe D
Whose trial was a mystery
In the hip-hop world it did unfold
For decades the story had been told
A case that gripped the public, you see

There once was a man named Navarro
Who told Pirro, “the boss said she choked”
On Bannon’s show they spoke
In a fiery tone
Their words caused a stir, that’s for sure

There once was an actor so bold,
Who questioned a Senate candidate’s sports cred,
He thought it would be a good jest,
But soon found himself quite distressed,
When the candidate’s knowledge left him cold.

There once was a bug called Salmonella
Causing diarrhea, fever, oh hell-a
It strikes the young and the old
And those with a system that’s sold
To the germ, so take care, don’t be a fella.

There once were some fires so wild
Forcing residents to be exiled
Evacuation orders in sight
Home left behind, what a plight
In fear, hoping flames will be mild.

There once was a boater at sea
Whose capsizing caused tragedy
Charged by the Coast Guard
For deaths that were hard
A mother and child now set free

There once was a president who vowed
To provide evidence, but he plowed
Through his words without proof
It was quite the goof
Now his credibility is cowed.