Karl Rove Spots GOP’s Big Midterm Messaging Problem
There once was a war causing distraction
Message not getting through, a fraction
Opinions were shared
But no one seemed to care
Communication in need of some action
There once was a war causing distraction
Message not getting through, a fraction
Opinions were shared
But no one seemed to care
Communication in need of some action
There once was a CNN host so fine,
Who showed a supercut line by line,
Of Trump’s officials, so bold,
Whose claims are now old,
Their credibility on the decline.
The U.S. Army’s missiles were grand,
In Iran they were used across the land,
But the stockpile’s now low,
For a long-range missile show,
Their supply is now under demand.
There once was a veep who did claim
Ruthlessness was the name of the game
He declared, “We must do it, too”
A ruthless approach will see us through
But kindness and compassion may bring fame
There once was a plan that was laid,
To cut agencies, so it was said,
But when disease did break out,
The government did pout,
For responding, they were afraid.
There once was a party quite blue,
Hoping Texas would turn that hue,
Enten declared with glee,
Their polling’s the best we see,
For a Senate seat that is new.
There once was a man named Edwards,
Who sent texts to young staffers in wards,
Inappropriate and late,
In a report of great weight,
Now his reputation is in shards.
Certain areas are seeing a notable increase,
In population, resources, and peace.
It’s a welcome change,
Bringing joy that’s not strange,
May this prosperity never cease.
People feel bamboozled, said Sarah,
A slap in the face, so unfair,
Promises broken,
Their trust now outspoken,
Their disappointment hangs in the air.
There once was a host named John
Who knocked a police department’s con
Their explanation was poor
For tapping cameras galore
Last Week Tonight exposed their wrongs