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There once was a president bold
Who claimed victory, so we’re told
In a tournament fair
But the cheating was there
Allegations now quickly unfold

There once was a board quite conservative
They talked of Iran’s dominance imperative
“Signals of weakness,” they cried
As tensions with Iran intensified
Their worries were quite extensive

There once was a president bold,
Who threatened Canada with a scold,
For the wildfire smoke,
That across the border awoke,
Retaliation, the story foretold.

Organizers said they did not want
“To provoke, but to pause power” is their taunt
For a moment they’ll raise
Something human, for praise
Their message, in unity, will flaunt

There once was a president in power,
Who posted pics by the hour,
In strange situations he’d be,
With two other presidents, oh gee,
Leaving everyone quite dour.

There once was a man named Trump,
Whose followers jumped through the hoop,
Nicolle Wallace did air,
Their contortions with care,
Showing the lengths they would stoop.

There once was a state secretary,
Who looked quite contrary, you see.
To Lara Trump he explained,
Why his look was so pained,
In a photo that went viral, you see.

There once was a Spider-Man show,
Some feared it would not steal the crow,
But the audience came,
With much more acclaim,
Interest higher than ever did flow.

There once was a congresswoman bold
Who left the Republicans, we’re told
A massive move she hinted
After she had printed
Her departure, a story to be retold

UEFA said with passion and zest,
We’ll boycott FIFA’s event fest,
For selling the sport’s soul,
Is beyond our control,
In football, we won’t be oppressed.