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There once was a game, so sublime
Parents fret not, about crime
In America’s pastime
They shouldn’t have to whine
Their worries are out of line

There once was a president bold
Whose recitation left all in the fold
With just five words he wowed
The administrators, they bowed
At his skill, they were all sold

There once was a lawyer in Michigan
Who called Trump’s moves desperation
The distribution of votes
Was seen as a sign of his woes
In the election, it caused a commotion

There once was a MAGA man, Rhein,
Whose credibility came into question again.
He responded on social media with flair,
Defending his honor with care,
But some doubts remained in the end.

There once was a claim from Trump’s mate,
That California’s vote was not great.
Officials replied,
No fraud did abide,
Their argument did not hold weight.

There once was a president bold
Who dodged a court hearing we’re told
BBC lawyers did say
He canceled the day
For matters of importance untold.

There once was a man named Musk
Who promised a million-dollar risk
In the 2024 election
But it was all a deception
The winners were already whisked

There once was a woman named Flock
Whose experience left her in shock
Human errors they said
Were not in their head
Unrelated, they claim, to their block

There once was a police statement so grim
That children were victims, quite dim
Bend Police did declare
With sadness, beware
Of crimes committed on a whim

There once was a man, so Trump boasted,
Scheduled to die, by squad he’s posted,
No streaming or show,
Just a quick final blow,
His fate was firmly encrypted.