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There once was a network so bold
With MAGA coverage to uphold
Gas, diesel, and groceries
Caused quite a frenzy
Their shift in perspective was sold

There once was a chemical so fine,
With safety data that’s quite divine,
Decades of proof,
No need for aloof,
In using this substance benign.

There once was a person who cried,
To the police they did confide,
A plea to commit suicide,
The police said, “No need to hide,”
And they helped them get through the tide.

There once was a man named Talarico,
Who on social media caused quite the show.
Protecting his foes,
From looking like hoes,
Many didn’t think he should stoop so low.

The White House tried to restrict the news,
Despite a judge’s legal views,
Reporters fought back,
With no room for slack,
Press freedom, they vowed to pursue.

There once was a president so bold
Whose social media spree took hold
But after a tragedy,
Caused a fierce mutiny
Backlash his actions foretold.

There once was a man named Trump,
Who claimed that “God made me a champ.”
With lions and lavish praise,
He ruled his days,
In the end, his empire did crump.

There once was a Rep. Kinzinger
Who said with a look that did linger
“You can’t be serious”
His tone was imperious
A limerick about him, I’ll ginger

There once was a senator named Marsha
Who shared a video that caused a furore
Running for governor, you see
Her actions caused some glee
In Tennessee, her name they’ll adore

There once was a group quite contrary,
Testing limits of federal authority,
Reuters delved deep,
Uncovered secrets to keep,
In-depth investigation, oh the clarity!