There once was a man named Mark Z,
Who had a tax to pay with some glee,
In California it’s huge,
But his stake he won’t lose,
Thanks to a clever deal, you see.
There once was an Airbnb guest,
Who was put to the ultimate test.
But soon they may find,
Fewer chores on their mind,
As checking out will be a breeze at best.
There once was a man named Hubbard
From a Russian prison he was freed
His sister said with a nod
He didn’t know he was free, oh my God
Till on a plane with the U.S. flag he did lead
There once was a team from Tennessee
Who struggled to set Christa Pike free
IV lines they did try
But each attempt went awry
And her execution just couldn’t be
There once was a Council from York,
Who passed a bill to help with talk,
A tourist had died,
So they changed their stride,
Now the laws are as firm as an oak.
There once was a president so keen,
On a pet project that was quite foreseen.
An arch was his goal,
A masterpiece whole,
One of many wonders he’d seen.
There once was a man of great size,
Who was known for his charm and his eyes,
But when asked of his fame,
He replied with no shame,
“I’m just a man of surprise!”
There once was a man named Pete Souza,
Who slammed Trump with some photos to show ya.
The pictures were telling,
Of Trump’s reckless dwelling,
In the White House, causing quite a furore.
There once was an Oscar winner so great,
Who said, “Vote early, don’t wait!”
With two awards in hand,
He took a bold stand,
And encouraged his fans to participate.
There once was a star from the NBA,
Who had something snarky to say.
To the president’s broadside,
Just a handful replied,
And quickly went on his way.