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There once was a man named Trump,
Who heard of a theft from a chump,
He said, “That’s great news,
Let’s find the clues,
And catch the thief in a jump.”

There once was a quarterback named Mahomes,
Who paid tribute to a defensive end he roams.
With skill and finesse,
He wished him success,
In limericks, he shared his sweet poems.

There’s nothing wrong with that, it’s true,
Love who you love, be you, through and through.
Don’t let anyone say you’re not right,
Embrace your true self with all your might,
In the end, being authentic is what we all should pursue.

There once was a president bold
Who loved to engage in a fight hold
He took great delight
In a brawl or a spite
But his antics soon left him cold

There once was a sound between a gag,
Mixed with belching, it made people gag,
It was loud and obscene,
And quite frankly, unclean,
A noise that made all ears sag.

The vice president’s speech took a turn.
Again. His words caused quite a concern.
With a stumble and stutter,
He lost all his butter,
And now headlines his gaffes we discern.

There once was a man named McBrain
Who said the president was insane
He called him a crook
And his pals, by the book
They all belong in a jail cell, he did claim

There once was a president quite agist,
Who got into a spat with a journalist.
On CNN he did fume,
Causing quite the big boom,
In the end, he just made himself the gist.

Forty-eight states settled with Facebook,
New Mexico chose to take a new look,
They sued the social giant,
In a legal defiance,
Now in court, they’ll have by the book.

There once was a man of great fame
Whose words seemed to spur on a flame
At the White House they’d meet
Their exchange was quite neat
As ESPN stirred up the game