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Jon Stewart, with wit oh so keen,
Explained Trump’s picks make voters green.
Though some say they are odd,
He claims it’s no fraud,
For they chose this wild, raucous scene!

Lara Trump said, “Let’s all be fair,
To non-fans, I’ll show that I care!”
But critics cried “BS!”
In a loud, raucous mess,
As they rolled their eyes, pulling their hair!

Retired Gen. Milley did say,
To Hegseth, quite bluntly, “No way!
Your views on the ladies,
Are stuck in the ’80s—
In combat, they surely can slay!”

In an old clip, RFK took aim,
He compared Trump to a figure of shame,
Though he later said sorry,
His words sparked a worry,
As he danced ’round the fire of fame.

In a clip that had folks in a fuss,
Kimmel caught Eric, no need to discuss,
He “threatened” a mate,
In a twist of fate,
Late-night laughs turned to chaos with gusto and trust!

Bob Woodward chuckled with glee,
When asked of Trump on CNN’s spree.
His laughter was clear,
No words were sincere,
For the truth spoke much louder, you see!

At MSNBC, changes are near,
Rachel Maddow now shakes off her cheer.
With a pay cut in tow,
She’s the star of the show,
As Comcast’s big plans bring a fear.

AOC’s quip was quite bold,
As she watched Greene’s antics unfold.
With a metaphor crass,
She gave her a pass,
In politics, laughter’s pure gold!

In the late night with laughter so bright,
Colbert brought truth to the light.
With a wink and a jest,
He revealed with the best,
Trump’s true passion—oh, what a delight!

In Florida, Pam Bondi did dwell,
With Trump, she’s a friend, so they say well.
She backed him in ’16,
Now she’s on the scene,
As Attorney General, casting her spell!