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There once was a host named Joe,
Who schooled Trump on a morning show,
About past jokes and jests,
From presidents, the best,
A history lesson to help Trump’s ego.

There once was a comedian quite bold,
Who declared what voters will hold,
The message was clear,
For Republicans to fear,
As their fate in their hands would unfold.

There once was a man named Dale,
Who Trump’s lies would oft assail,
But one surprising day,
He defended in a way,
A twist in the political tale.

There once was a trustee from Cornell,
Who wanted to handle complaints well.
He hired Sally Yates,
To review the school’s mates,
And ensure a safe campus spell.

There once was a party so dumb,
Republicans couldn’t get it done,
O’Reilly declared with a sigh,
They may very well say goodbye,
Their lack of unity made them numb.

There once was a man named Trump,
Who often acted like a grump.
He singled out Kristen,
For a question he wasn’t listenin’,
But she stood her ground with a thump.

They can take out a city,” the president said,
“Let them take out Los Angeles, it’s widespread!
Let them take out San Diego,
With their power on the go,
Their attacks leave us all filled with dread!”

There once was a man named Kremlev,
Who repaid what he owed with a revel.
He said at a press conference,
That he’d spent money in abundance,
And the debt was settled, so farewell.

There once was a president, irate,
Who at a Nebraska rally did state,
That bombing LA and San Diego,
Would be a “small price to pay,” oh,
His words filled the people with great hate.

There once was a pair, Guojun and Silvia,
Charged with abuse, it’s hard to believe-ya,
A surrogacy scheme,
With children it did seem,
Their fate now the courts will soon see-ya.