There once was a party so full of merriment
But now it’s an utter embarrassment
Tomi Lahren did write
How the GOP lost its might
In disgrace, they now lament
There once was a host named MS NOW
Who explained how officials in a Danish territory vowed
To take on an oil firm so grand
Their fight was well planned
In the end, the firm had to kowtow.
The president can block communications,
Said the Justice Department’s proclamations.
To keep secrets secure,
They’ve got the right, for sure,
It’s their view on sensitive relations.
There once was a study that showed
Racist claims about immigrants, it blowed
Debunking the lie
That they’re dangerous, my oh my
Proving neighbors are safe in that abode.
There once were some states in a race,
Connecticut, Minnesota, in place,
South Carolina and Wisconsin,
Live results were not missin’,
In primary elections, the pace.
There once was a center that tried
To sue an artist, but was denied
Their contract was breached
But the case was impeached
In June, the lawsuit was cast aside
There once was a warning so clear,
Against using gloves for all to hear,
No punishment, they said,
For words or belligerence spread,
On high-risk folks, be sure to steer clear.
A singer in need of a break,
Took four weeks off for health’s sake,
His doctors gave advice,
To regain full fitness nice,
Now he’ll return to the stage, no mistake.
A young man named Alfonso so bold,
At just 27, he’s seeking to hold
A seat in November’s election,
The youngest in the collection,
His future in politics foretold.
There once was a president bold,
Who sneaked off Air Force One, we’re told.
He hopped on a plane,
For privacy to gain,
His actions a mystery untold.