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There once was a boater at sea
Whose capsizing caused tragedy
Charged by the Coast Guard
For deaths that were hard
A mother and child now set free

There once was a president who vowed
To provide evidence, but he plowed
Through his words without proof
It was quite the goof
Now his credibility is cowed.

There once was a man from Miami,
Who claimed he was a big shot with plenty.
He sold to me his grand business plan,
But his promises turned out quite bland,
Now Wilkinson Sejour is feeling quite scummy.

An official from the U.S. did assume,
That Iran and Oman would resume,
Their oil traffic so soon,
And sing a joyful tune,
With an agreement that would bloom.

There once was a Dem from Michigan
Who criticized the president’s plan
He didn’t mince words
Just let them be heard
And hoped for a better lifespan.

There once was a VP from the States
Who spoke on Fox News of Iran’s fates
With updates on the war
He left us wanting more
A limerick from the United States

There once was a tape held by ICE,
The public may never see it, so precise.
It’s up to the agency’s call,
To release or keep hidden, overall.
Will the truth in the video suffice?

The Common Black College App’s great,
Helps Black students seal their fate,
Since ’98 it’s been clear,
Making admissions less drear,
For those wanting to graduate.

There once was a mogul named Trump,
Endorsing Rogers in a big bump,
For the 2026 Senate race,
Against El-Sayed’s embrace,
Will Rogers win with Trump’s thump?

There once was a man named Panetta,
Who criticized Hegseth with vendetta,
Said the U.S. is in trouble,
With its missiles in rubble,
Now the military’s in a harsh dilemma.