There once was a man named David,
Whose posts on X quickly unraveled.
He shared his views without fear,
But soon faced backlash severe,
His online reputation now traveled.
There once was a president who’s AI
Fantasy critics said went awry
They deemed it a crime
To cross such a line
But the president wouldn’t comply
There once was a man named Trump,
Whose self-assessment took a dump,
Critics had plenty to say,
In a not-so-kind way,
His ego took quite a thump.
There once was a president so bold,
Attacked Americans, or so I’m told.
In a Fox News chat,
He showed where he’s at,
His actions left many hearts cold.
There once was a fighter from Brazil,
With a wife and two kids, quite the thrill.
In the ring he did shine,
His legacy will always be fine,
A warrior with an unbeatable skill.
There once was a health secretary
Whose team signaled for him to chill
As he spilled on his dining habits
In an interview with a charismatic fit
He revealed quite a dietary pill
There once was a senator named Moreno
Whose family situation was quite a show
He called it grotesque
Not a tale to request
In Ohio, the drama did grow
There once was a star named Sidney,
Who spoke out against public frenzy,
She said, “Due process is key,
Not just for you and for me,
Let’s not judge too quickly, let’s be friendly.”
There once was a senator so wise
Who on MS NOW did emphasize
Only Congress can declare war
And diplomacy must be explored
To end the conflict in Iran’s skies.
There once was a show with great fame
Funded by companies with no shame
Regulated by a star
From a Department bizarre
Millions of dollars all came