There once was a case of great weight
Involving climate change, it’s first-rate
Billions were at stake
So much money to make
Litigation across the world, it’s a debate
There once was a worker laid off,
Who voted for Trump, three times he scoffed.
But now he’s all done,
With the president, one by one,
His loyalty surely has softened.
A woman named Pike, so severe
Was put on a ventilator, I fear
Unconscious she lay
In the hospital that day
As her attorneys cried out, “Oh dear!”
A journalist named Mehdi Hasan
Found a scandalous tale on the run
She got banned from Uber
Now she flies Airforce One
A huge controversy has just begun
There once was a pope who did say,
It’s crucial to tell apart the display,
Of human art and machine,
For the difference is keen,
In creating our world, day by day.
Some fishermen are starting to doubt
If Trump’s really helping them out
He’s relied on their votes
But now many folks
Think he’s left them high and dry, there’s no doubt
There once was a museum so grand
In Washington’s U Street it did stand
With a reopening so fine
In the historic line
Visitors came from across the land.
There once was a governor from York,
Who appointed a prosecutor to talk,
Said, “Someone knows more,
Than they’re letting out the door,”
In 2024, it’s time for the truth to unlock.
There once was a man from NC
Whose relationship with Trump turned icy
In a book he’ll disclose
The falling-out woes
For all of us readers to see
There once was a man named Rivera,
His attorneys hope for a pardon, they say.
In June they appealed,
His fate still concealed,
Hoping for a brighter new day.