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There once was a pool, so they say,
Damage three times the Statue of Liberty’s display,
The president claimed,
The pool was maimed,
A giant mess in the USA.

There once were economists so bright,
Urging action with all of their might,
AI’s impact they did see,
On the economy,
Their advice may lead us to light.

Two teenagers, ages fifteen and sixteen,
Found themselves in a jailhouse within.
They caused quite a fuss,
But now they’re with us,
Learning lessons for the trouble they’ve been in.

There once was a pilot named Ted,
Who left his wife alone in their bed,
He flew far away,
For a job he did say,
Leaving his kids filled with dread.

There once was a host of “Daily Show”
Who blasted the president, you know
For bizarre comments he made
After Graham’s death, he laid
Out his anger, letting it show

There once was a star from “The Studio”,
Whose backhanded well-wishes did flow,
To a Kentucky senator,
In a tone somewhat sinister,
But the meaning was hard to bestow.

There once was a man named Nolan Wells,
Who went on a boat trip with yells,
Found dead on Fourth of July,
Activists now ask why,
Injustice in the story it tells.

There once was a man named Graham
Who received a tribute quite strange
In a weirder way, they did say
To honor him in such a display
Lindsey’s tribute was truly deranged

There once was a president bold,
Who said Iran would be hit “very hard.”
At his direction, strikes began to unfold,
By U.S. Central Command they were told.
On Iran, Trump’s wrath was unbarred.

There once was a man named Jayden Adams
Found dead in Cape Town’s vast lands
He had helped his team win
But his life was cut thin
Leaving behind many saddened bands