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There once was a governor who said,
“Some folks choose to stay in bed.
Instead of work, they opt
For benefits, nonstop.”
In Arkansas, that’s what he spread.

There once was a senator named Husted,
In Trump’s pocket, Ohio voters suspected,
Many were quite concerned,
According to a poll they learned,
His loyalty they felt was adjusted.

There once was a rate, quite high in the U.S.,
Above 7%, it caused some stress,
For nearly three years,
It brought homeowners to tears,
This mortgage rate, a financial mess.

There once was a bill signed with might
To close loopholes that caused quite a fright
No more underage practice in sight
Ended a 10-year fight
Now the law is clear and tight

There once was a man named Trump,
Who claimed a country is involved in a slump,
He did not elaborate why,
Leaving us all to speculate and sigh,
His vague statements caused quite a jump.

There once was a man named Rove,
Who said we must all stay in the grove.
Starting at the White House,
With the president’s political douse,
Focus is what we need to improve.

There once was a man of mystery,
Whose mind worked in ways contrary,
“We’ll have to see,”
He said with glee,
His thoughts a fascinating journey.

There once was a show from down South
That targeted the president’s mouth
In its final display
It had plenty to say
About leadership headed due south

There once was a woman named Mary,
Whose questions left Donald Trump wary,
In an essay so wide,
His misogynistic side,
Was exposed for all to be wary.

There once was a Trump daughter-in-law
Challenged on a video flaw
Of a disconnect clear
With Americans near
In struggles, they saw a jaw.