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Try your hardest not to drool
Eating ice cream by the pool
Temptation is strong
But you must stay strong
Or else you’ll look like a fool.

There once was a speech, quite astute,
Rebuking the president’s brute,
No name was said,
But clear points were spread,
Against exclusion, the speaker took root.

There once was a witch hunt in play,
Said Murrill, it’s not the right way,
Political games,
Have no place in our aims,
Let’s hope they don’t lead us astray.

There once was a president near Westminster,
Who chatted with Keir Starmer for sure.
But the talk took a twist,
When they disagreed on a list,
Of topics that left them unsure.

There once was a White House that tried,
To showcase America with pride,
But the “Eras Tour” went wrong,
And did not last long,
The backlash could not be denied.

There once was a woman named Jen,
Who showed clips from the State Fair again,
The president was upset,
For the scenes were a threat,
But Jen just continued to grin.

There once was a strategist named Jack,
Who regretted words he let out in a lack,
He said, “I now have come to detest
The fact I said that” with unrest,
A lesson learned to watch words back.

There once was a press secretary
With something behind that was scary
Observers honed in
On the scene that had been
In her Air Force One photo, quite contrary.

There once was a lawyer so tense,
Her cases would fall during press conference,
Commenters would jest,
At her legal unrest,
Leaving her in a state of defense.

There once was a man with a cry,
Pointing fingers up at the sky,
“Screw the establishment!”
He yelled with resentment,
For the little guy, he would sigh.