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There once was a moose calf so sprightly,
Running from a bear oh so mighty.
In a chase for its life,
Amidst forest strife,
A nature show, fast and quite sightly.

There once was a rate that did fall,
Labor force participation small,
At 61.5%,
It did take a hit,
Lowest since March, that’s not all.

The mayor said, “Set it to 78,
To save power in a sustainable way.”
But the GOP cried,
“Communism! We cannot abide!”
Political drama in NYC today.

After arriving late to the event,
The secretary thanked service members with intent.
Seething at demonstrators, so rude,
She maintained her polite attitude,
But inside, her patience was clearly spent.

There once were some folks who did dwell
Their patriotism, they did tell
Not in White House’s sight
But in people’s fight
For equality, they rang the bell

There once was a Texan, so bold,
Who decried birthright, I’m told.
But a tune he did sing,
In support of this thing,
Contradictions, oh how they unfold.

There once was a pool quite reflecting,
Where the paint caused some to be detecting,
More people were caught,
Touching paint, quite a lot,
Than from Epstein files, it’s perplexing.

There once was a host named Kaitlan,
Whose aerial shots didn’t go as planned,
The crowd size was small,
At the State Fair, that’s all,
Now she’s in quite a big jam.

There once was a president wealthy,
While the middle class struggled, unhealthy.
The people did shout,
Their anger did sprout,
Inequality reigned, quite stealthy.

There once was a president bold,
Who treated his foes, or so he’s told,
With an AI video post,
To mock and to boast,
Of “Trump Derangement Syndrome” he scolded.