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There once was a man named Rossi,
Accused of a crime so bossy,
Faked his own death,
To escape his last breath,
Now he’s gone and left us all saucy.

There once was a judge named Graf,
Who scolded prosecutors with a laugh,
Their comments to media,
About Tyler’s amnesia,
Violated restrictions in half.

There once was a man in high places
Accused of some false disgraces
Forced away from his twins
By anonymous sins
He’s now cleared of any traces

There once was a Fox News host so bold,
Celebrating a ruling he extolled,
The Supreme Court’s decree,
In favor, you see,
Of the president’s agenda he strolled.

There once was a study that found,
Tax hikes did not make the rich bound,
Despite what some claimed,
They stayed put unashamed,
Leaving skepticism all around.

There once was a granny, they say,
Whose note gave her secrets away.
The police had a hunch,
That she played a bad bunch,
And now she’s in trouble to stay.

There once was a comic so sly,
Avoiding politics was his lie,
But at the White House he was seen,
On Trump’s birthday so keen,
Now his reputation will surely die.

Caroline Sunshine’s comment was slammed,
As “disgusting,” her words were damned.
She quickly apologized,
For the remarks that were criticized,
But the backlash left her feeling crammed.

There once was a man named Levin,
Said protest is democracy’s given,
As co-founder of Indivisible,
He found it just irresistible,
To fight for the rights he believed in.

There once was a man named Black,
Who paid Epstein a vast stack,
A review in 2021,
Showed millions were spun,
From 2012 to 2017, all back.