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There once was a Trump daughter-in-law
Challenged on a video flaw
Of a disconnect clear
With Americans near
In struggles, they saw a jaw.

There once was a president, grim,
Whose insults came with a lengthy spin.
He whined about the media’s take,
And how coverage was fake,
But critics just saw his thin skin.

There once was a rapper named Ross,
Accused by an ex with much loss,
The attorney did claim,
The charges were a game,
Motives of the ex had much gloss.

There once was a man named Trump
Who thought the Act was a good jump
He said, “I could use it,
A lot of people think I should use it,”
But the Act was left in the dump.

There once was a man named Trump
Criticism from Republicans, he did trump
Taxpayer-funded ads caused a fuss
Even his allies said it was unjust
For his actions, he faced a big thump

There once was a man who would spew
False statements, claiming they were true
His words were all lies
Despite many tries
He couldn’t fool me or you.

There once was a man so clever
Who didn’t see things getting any better
He felt quite dismayed
As troubles never strayed
But he knew he’d find a way to weather

There once was a screen legend so grand,
Who played the chair of the FCC, hand in hand.
Interrupting Kimmel with glee,
For an “inspection” to see,
Oh, what a stunt so unplanned.

There once was a woman named Lisette,
Who drove cross-country, you bet,
To fire her rifle with glee,
At Rihanna and A$AP, you’ll see,
Now she’s facing quite the upset.

There once was a dad from Detroit,
Whose toddler caused quite the exploit,
Pulled out a gun,
Oh what had been done,
Authorities found out to their chagrin.