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There once was a man named Trump, who said he wouldn’t, but then he did.

There once was an analyst from CNN,
Who had a message for Trump and Johnson,
As the 2026 midterms drew near,
He made his intentions clear,
In hopes of influencing their decision.

There once was a press secretary
Who was schooled on social media
Critics offered a math session
To improve his expression
But he still faced the encyclopedia

There once was a man named Luntz,
Who warned of an upset’s blunt buzz,
He explained with great gall,
A surprise in the fall,
His prediction caused quite the fuss.

There once was a mayor from New York,
Who shared about his rapport with a dork.
Their relationship was strained,
But the details remained,
A curious inside look to the court.

There once was a strategist, so blue,
Who longed to hide from that guy who
Made him want to shout,
“Man, just shut your mouth!”
Under the table, his safe haven, he flew.

On “Morning Joe” fears did unfold,
Republicans worried of a wipeout so bold,
Segments predicted their fate,
Come the midterms’ date,
Their worries may soon take hold.

There once was a study that found,
Metal mixtures in smoke did abound,
After Maui’s wild blaze,
They caused lung health to haze,
In debris, the danger was bound.

There once was an actor who said
“This isn’t a Oopsie Daisy”
He described the sad plight
Of destruction so trite
In life’s harsh game, we all must be well-read

There once was a woman, so bold,
Who at a Giants game did unfold,
Her husband’s cruel deeds,
Caught on camera, it feeds,
A tale of a marriage gone cold.