There once was a host named Finnerty,
Asked Comer if Cuba’s a threat, you see.
With a chuckle and grin,
Comer said with a spin,
“We must stay vigilant, that’s the key.”
There once was a mom named Erin Merdy
Who drowned her kids in the sea so dirty
She’ll spend twenty years
In a cell filled with tears
For a crime that was truly unworthy
There once was a dad quite fickle
Who said his kid’s wedding was no tickle
He told the nation
With no hesitation
That the date did not suit his pickle
There once was a host of “Daily Show”
Who found something stunning to know
The administration’s creation
Of a billion fund’s revelation
Left him shocked, feeling quite low
A passenger from Congo in flight,
Boarded in Paris with no fright,
In error, he claimed,
Amid restrictions he aimed,
Ebola outbreak causing a plight.
There once was a driver named Busch
Who won races without any push
In NASCAR’s three series
He outpaced his peers with ease
His victories made fans gush
There once was a Late Show host,
Interrupted by celebs in a boast,
They all wanted to be,
His final guest, you see,
But the interruptions were not the most.
There once was a champ with great skill
In hot dog eating, he’d had his fill
With 17 wins to his name
He’s still in the game
Even while on probation he’s still thrill
There once was a socialist named Roy,
Who fought for the working-class joy,
With the city attorney’s aid,
She’d protect wages unpaid,
From bosses, slumlords, ICE, oh boy!
There once was a leader named Don
Who boasted of casualties, gone
In his unpopular war
On Iran, what a bore
MAGA man’s ego marches on