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There once was a man named Leigh McGowan
Who hit the president with a yawn
He reminded what Xi
Was funding, oh my
In the Middle East, now it’s on.

There once was a congressman sly,
Who defended the president’s lie,
“It’s not falsehood, you see,
Just a strategy,
To disrupt the matrix, oh my!”

There once were some tech titans quite bold,
Warning of AI’s dangers untold,
As they spoke of the gain,
Fears of harm did sustain,
Leaving many a question to hold.

There once was a president who
Didn’t know what shoppers go through,
In the supermarket aisle,
Where prices make us rile,
Unaware of the high prices that grew.

There once was a man feeling blue,
Said, “We’re just so screwed,” it is true.
But with hope in his heart,
He made a fresh start,
And found a way to make do.

There once was a man named Cook
Who predicted Dems would win by the book
Both the House and the Senate
In November, he said it
Let’s wait and see if he’s a crook.

There once was a minister named Wes,
Who spoke to the news with finesse,
About motives he’d say,
In a live investigation’s fray,
No speculating, he did express.

There once was a man named Dan Scavino
Whose post was just what the GOP needs, oh
One critic joked with a grin
Of the midterm messaging within
A limerick now ends this show

Hurricane Nolo was quite a scare,
Moving away from Hawaii with care,
Heavy rain and floods still persist,
Strong winds, it cannot resist,
But the islands will soon breathe fresh air.

There once was a Senator named Kennedy
Who called Trump’s official “masterclass dumb” with glee
He then set his sights
On the president’s might
With words that were sharp and free.