There once was a tech mogul, you see,
Who predicted a film would decree,
It’d be a hit piece so vile,
Full of falsehoods and guile,
But the truth will set him free.
There once was a president named Trump
Who thought the military was a dump
He said, “We won’t need
Their help to succeed
I’ll handle it all in a thump”
There once was a reporter so fine
Who saw Trump’s deception with a sign
He tried to fool his base
But in the end, lost the race
It seems truth will eventually shine
There once were some hackers so sly,
Who got info they shouldn’t imply.
They knew all about
The bureau, no doubt,
Their secrets all under the sky.
A detective said with some strife,
A dispute over drugs took her life,
They believe she was killed,
In a struggle fulfilled,
Over missing narcotics, the wife.
There once was a QB from the NFL
Who paused with a group he knew well
Life Surge was the name
Of the Christian fame
Accused of exploiting, they fell
There once was a nor’easter so strong,
Generating storm-force winds all day long.
Massive waves crashed with might,
Along the East Coast in the night,
A powerful tempest, nature’s song.
There once was a Fox News host so keen,
At a dinner for Xi Jinping the scene,
He attended with grace,
In a prestigious place,
Honoring China’s leader, so serene.
There once was a Pentagon decision,
To remove Anthropic’s precision.
Claude models were banned,
No longer in demand,
For Defense work, they faced prohibition.
There once was a man named Kirk,
Whose event caused quite a murk,
Outside he was made to talk,
While security concerns did stalk,
Officials failed to properly work.