There once was a plan, so primary,
To start early voting, quite contrary,
On May 16 it’d begin,
But changes came in,
Now plans are uncertain, quite wary.
There once was a lad named Gaspard Owen,
He licked a straw and thought it was fun.
But the video he shared,
Left many quite scared,
Now he’s in trouble, that son of a gun.
There once was a president who
Would dodge questions, it’s true
When pressed for an answer
He suffered a brain-fart disaster
From CNN’s Kaitlan Collins he flew
There once was a firm, quite dictative,
Reports of a reboot, they’d negate,
Claimed it was speculative,
Their stance was definitive,
The company’s denial, up-to-date.
But much depends on a man named Donald,
Trump’s Iran war, the analyst did extol.
Will it bring peace or more strife?
The outcome will shape our life,
In the end, it’s a dangerous stroll.
There once was a team from Iran place,
Faced obstacles in the World Cup race,
Political and practical,
Proved quite impactful,
Yet they still showed skill and grace.
There once was a duo who pleaded
To defrauding their victims, they heeded
New York’s art houses they conned
At least $2 million they spawned
In court, their guilt was conceded.
There once was a host named Hannity,
Who laughed at the Republican party’s sanity.
With a smirk and a grin,
He thought they couldn’t win,
But they proved him wrong with great clarity.
There once was a man, so cruel
Who used chainsaws as his tool
He dismembered a gal
In a pool that was inflatable
Now he’s facing justice, that fool
There once was a chair named Rick Crawford
Who called Sanders a communist, quite brazen
He feared the senator’s quest
For anti-AI measures, the best
In House Intelligence, tensions awaken