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There once were three traders named Mark,
Ezekiel, and Matt, it’s no lark.
Banned from the market,
Their hopes now depart,
For five years they’ll be in the dark.

There once were some blazes quite grand,
Causing evacuations and school closings as planned.
The flames spread with great speed,
Causing many to heed,
And flee from the fiery hand.

There once was a carrier named Spirit,
In bankruptcy, they were caught in it.
The Trump admin may save,
In talks of a brave,
Rescue plan to help them exit.

There once was a president who’d screed,
Against so-called “Sleazebags” with speed,
He called on Democrats to fight,
For changes with all of their might,
In politics, his words took the lead.

There once was a man named Fleischer
Said Virginia’s redistricting was a blunder
“It was avoidable, you see
We should not have started this spree”
Now regretting the fight, what a mess there

There once was a cop named Gonzalez
Investigated for her derogatory rants, alas
Her N-word-filled spree
Was not meant to be
Protecting people, she’s now under scrutiny’s mass

There once was a wife named Miller,
Whose bond with Trump’s daughter grew stiller.
They bonded quite tight,
Over a grim plight,
And shared in the revelation’s chiller.

There once was a host named MS Now,
Who criticized Carlson, oh wow!
Trump critics must brace,
For his switch of embrace,
They’ll have to accept it somehow.

There once was a bill from Congress,
For modernizing air traffic to impress.
But more funding they need,
For software to succeed,
Said Secretary Sean Duffy, in distress.

There once was a MAGA leader,
Whose fury with Rogan did teeter.
Over criticisms they’d bicker,
In an inaudible whisper,
Their feud sparked gossip to meter.