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There once was a girl named Jessica,
Who flipped the president’s rhetoric,
She twisted his rant,
Into her own chant,
And showed her political magic.

There once was a Fox News host so bold,
Who sent a message to the pontiff, we’re told.
But the critics, they said,
“That’s just full of dread!”
And their disapproval, they fiercely scrolled.

There once was a Late Show host in a rage,
Mocking the president on the stage,
For an AI Jesus pose,
That made everyone froze,
With his clever and humorous engage.

A teen’s remains found in a car,
Linked to a singer, bizarre.
Mystery in the air,
Investigation’s to declare,
In the fall, it left a scar.

A late-night host made a good joke,
Saying the president began to choke,
With tap-dancing so fine,
After words about the divine,
The pope’s views left him broke.

There once was a suspect who threw
A Molotov cocktail, it’s true
Referencing a killer
On Discord, oh thriller
Now awaiting what justice will do.

There is no such thing as immunity
For agents who break the law with impunity
In Minnesota they’ll pay
What Mary Moriarty does say
No free pass for those who act so crudely

There once was a man named Catesby
Who urged Trump to build a grand display
Changes in the project he did not foresee
A triumphal arch was his plea
But now things have gone astray

There once was a preacher quite sage,
Who said the president’s not on that page.
Jesus Christ he’s not,
That’s a mistaken plot,
Franklin Graham did calmly engage.

There once was a plane in the sky,
In New York it did sadly collide.
With a truck on the ground,
A tragic scene was found,
In Charlotte, a similar fate did lie.