There once was a threat from Tehran,
To throttle the strait now and then.
Energy prices may soar,
If they’re allowed to implore,
A situation we hope won’t extend.
There once was a wildfire so grand,
In Southern Cal it began to expand.
Residents were forced to flee,
As smoke filled the air, you see,
And the college had to close as it planned.
There once was a security adviser
Who called Trump’s actions rather dire
He said with a frown
It’s a self-inflicted wound
Making the White House look like a liar.
A golfer, a crash, what a sight,
Charged with DUI late one night,
Refusing the test,
Property a mess,
A risky drive ended in plight.
A judge said he won’t reconsider,
Blocking DOJ subpoenas with fervor.
For the Fed and its chair,
He showed he’d be fair,
In the legal battle he’ll preserve her.
There once was a cub in a ditch,
It’s not clear how it got in the pitch.
It waited there long,
Till someone came along,
And rescued it from the muddy glitch.
There once was an AG so bold
From the Department of Justice he’s told
No love did he find
As they left him behind
Ousted, his fate now foretold.
There once was a man named Jared Wise,
Who at the Capitol caused a big surprise,
He shouted “kill ’em” loud,
But now he is proud,
To work outside government’s guise.
There once was an MS NOW host
Who claimed she had no interest to boast
In the MAGA leader’s being,
But still, questions she was keen
To ask, cheeky ones at most
There once was a budget proposal so sly
In 2027, it caught the eye
Tucked within was a request so sly
For the government to fund, oh my
In the White House, the plan did lie