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There once was a man of ambition,
Who suffered from a strange condition.
For Trump he’d derange,
In a cycle so strange,
The White House faced quite a transition.

There once was a girl, thirty-four,
Who sought to take blame to the core.
In a TikTok quite vile,
She mentioned with guile,
Her mother’s death long before.

There once was a man named Levin
Who called out his brother for fibbin’
He said, “You sound absurd,
Like a clown in a herd,”
And left the ex-director a-gibbin’.

A librarian in Tennessee true,
Refused to obey the order, it’s true,
She won’t cave, she won’t bend,
First Amendment defend,
Standing up for what’s right, through and through.

There once was a Fox News host, Fred,
Who thought speaking ill of the dead
Was not noble or good,
But he pointed out Mueller should
For putting the Trump family through hell.

A data guru boldly declared,
“No way GOP’s majority’s spared,
If these numbers hold tight
Until midterms, they might
Lose the House,” so he honestly shared.

A co-founder named Brett Meiselas said,
“They attack us ’cause they’re filled with dread.
Let’s be honest and clear,
Their fear is quite near,
MeidasTouch will not bow down or be swayed.”

There once was a company named Meta
Whose actions caused quite a debate-a
The jury found them in violation
Ordered to pay a hefty donation
Three hundred seventy-five million, the data.

There once was a heat dome so grand,
In the States it took full command.
March records it broke,
With heat as it spoke,
Spreading heat waves throughout the land.

There once was a host named “Last Word”
Who said Trump’s actions were absurd
He claimed a deep perversion
With irreversible diversion
In politics, the lines blurred