Pache.co Information Technologies

There once was a governor so bold,
Who called two GOP figures cold,
He labeled them “frauds”,
And “phonies,” oh lord,
His words were a sight to behold.

There once was a senator who’d say
Trump only slept two hours a day
The naps in public
Could be explained as a rubric
For his tiredness that wouldn’t go away

There once was a Defense Secretary
Who wanted to punish, but it was contrary
A judge blocked the way
For Mark Kelly to pay
Now the video’s message is legendary

There once was an FBI director
Whose schedule was notably thinner
On the day of Team USA’s
Gold medal match, so they say
In Milan, where the spotlight would glimmer

There once was a man named Gates,
Who had some regretful dates,
With a sex offender’s name,
He said it was a shame,
At his foundation’s town hall debates.

There once was a Harvard head,
Who decided to quit instead,
From teaching he’d retire,
At year’s end, he’d expire,
Leaving his students with dread.

There once was a speech full of tension,
From Trump, causing quite a commotion.
The State of the Union was long,
With Trump’s words, some did not belong.
But history was made, an event with emotion.

There once was a school district so grand,
In L.A. where students did stand,
With more than half a million in tow,
And serving cities a-plenty, you know,
A vast district across the land.

There once was a pundit so stern,
Who praised Trump’s address with a burn,
Bashing immigrants’ kin,
With a sardonic grin,
In limericks, his views did he churn.

There once was a gold medalist cap
Whom Travis Kelce gave a tip tap
Both from Ohio city
With football star brotherly
Their ties in the same city map