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Republicans after Trump’s address;
Fell over each other to express praise.
Their loyalty on display,
In a most grandiose way,
Supporting him through all the craze.

There once was a president bold
Who in gory details often told
During his address he’d luxuriate
In describing things that were great
Said the host on MS NOW, so cold.

There once was a Late Show host, so droll
Who mocked the House leader’s speech goal
With a laugh and a sneer
He poked fun at his ear
For humor was his ultimate role.

There once was a man with great power,
Whose presidency came to an end in an hour.
The House speaker confessed,
It was for the best,
Trump’s reign was over, no longer to shower.

There once was a studio so rich,
Bidding wars for it hit quite the glitch,
Batman and Potter in play,
Fever pitch every day,
Fans eager for their next bewitch.

There once was a speaker quite bold,
Who criticized a president, we’re told.
For his words on Ukraine,
He launched a campaign,
And his sentiments were uncontrolled.

There once was a man named Green
Who held up a sign that was keen
Condemning a video racist
Shared by the president, disgraceful and tasteless
His message was clear and seen

During the State of the Union speech,
Vice President Vance got a big reach.
He was picked to lead,
In a powerful deed,
Now he’s got a new role to teach.

There once was a landlord named Konan,
Whose mail was withheld by a conman.
The justices declared,
With a vote that was squared,
Against Konan, the legal plan.

There once was a mayor named Kristin,
Whose ouster caused quite a bit of gristin’.
She sued the whole city,
For being so gritty,
In a plot to tarnish her listenin’.