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There once was a billionaire bold
In Epstein’s files, he was told
A thousand times mentioned
His name always pensioned
In tales that are dark and cold.

There once was a president quite merry,
Who made an odd verbal detour very scary,
During a speech on Thursday,
Left listeners in disarray,
For his words were quite contrary.

There once was a critic who’d say,
“It’s a grim reality on display.”
A stunning confirmation,
Of the dire situation,
In a limerick, his thoughts convey.

There once was a politician called Stratton
Her supporters let rip and did not soften
In a video they said
That the president’s misled
High-profile names joined in the coffin

There once was a firm named Boies Schiller,
Representing Epstein’s victims with vigor.
In Manhattan they filed,
Settlement reached, reconciled,
Justice served with a legal thrill-er.

There once was a president who bore some heat,
Critics brought receipts, his defeat they’d greet,
His actions in question,
A possible confession,
Now he could be facing a tough, harsh defeat.

There once were some elves quite stealthy,
Who made us forget quite deftly,
With magic so sly,
They waved it goodbye,
Their tricks left us feeling healthy.

There once was a fighter named Sean,
Who mocked his opponent with disdain,
Anthony Hernandez spoke,
And the threats he did provoke,
In the octagon, who will reign?

There once was a team called the Knights,
Who won all their games to great heights,
Facing Canadians next,
They’ll put forth their best,
At the Olympics, they shine like bright lights.

There once was a prince in the UK,
Arrested at last, so they say.
On “Morning Joe” he was skewered,
Republican lawmakers neared,
“Morally bankrupt,” they did portray.