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There once was a CNN anchor so bold,
Who spoke to Colbert, truth be told.
In the moment of attack,
He didn’t think it would crack,
But now the truth must unfold.

There once was a U.S. ski great,
Whose Winter Games races weren’t so straight,
She suffered greatly,
But fought on bravely,
In hopes of sealing her fate.

There once was a company named Moderna
Whose flu vaccine faced a dilemma
The FDA came around
To review on safe ground
Now it’s up for approval enigma

There once was a host named “Last Word”
Who criticized CBS, he roared
For giving in to the pressure
And spiking an interview treasure
With Rep. Talarico, adored

There once was a plan quite absurd,
To give eyedrops to a rhino, unheard.
In a small chute it did go,
Crazy, but the results did show,
If it works, then it’s not so absurd.

People partied with great delight,
Celebrating the holiday so bright.
Festivities filled the air,
All around, people did share,
Joy and happiness, a beautiful sight.

The Trumps sought to trademark the name,
For airports, they quickly laid claim.
No fees for the use,
At least for a ruse,
Near Florida, they seek fortune and fame.

There’s a demographic in a lurch,
Driving the market’s downward lunge,
Their impact is vast,
They’re moving so fast,
This group is quite the one to crunch.

There once was a host of Late Show
Who put his network on blast, oh
But he claimed he’s not mad
Just a bit disappointed and sad
As he aired his grievances in a row

There once was a girl named Eileen Gu
Martha MacCallum inquired, what say you?
Should her status be changed,
The veep was estranged,
While the viewers awaited the clue.