There once was a star named Rocky,
Who told the president thanks and ciao.
He played his part well,
In the hit film we can tell,
Now his fame continues to grow.
There once was an actor who tripped,
Admitted the glitch was a little hiccup,
He stumbled and fell,
But laughed at the spell,
And got up with a graceful flip.
There once was a man who did go
To gather with leaders in tow
He met with the best
To put his skills to the test
In hopes that progress would show
There once was a Trump acolyte,
Who warned “all of you bots ain’t right.”
He called them hypocritical,
In a manner quite critical,
To his followers, a different sight.
There once was a president bold,
Whose image bizarrely foretold,
His head from the Earth,
Did strangely give birth,
A weird sight for all to behold.
There once was a man, so they say,
Shot in the torso one day,
In serious shape,
But they managed to drape,
Stable condition, hooray!
There once was a host named MS NOW
Who pointed out something, and how
The president, so sly
Barring reporters, oh my
Wants that “feeling” back, you know somehow
There once was a president bold
Whose decision was strong and quite bold
To convert the old structure
At the military’s strong request sure
Now it’s a top-grade facility, we’re told.
There once was a man named Trump
Whose antics left many in a slump
With scandals galore
And tweets by the score
His influence was quite the jump
There once was a sneaker brand, strong
Whose image caused quite a wrong
They admitted being awry
Said sorry, but couldn’t deny
Their mistake did not last long