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There once was a president sly,
Who had trophies stacked up high,
For his great leadership,
He earned another sip,
Of success, none can deny.

There once was a Dem who did boast
TDS was a fake diagnosis at most
Despite what the president did claim
It’s all just a political game
In the House, the trolling was the most

There once was a president bold,
Who insulted a fellow, we’re told.
With a backhanded plea,
He caused such a spree,
In politics, his words took hold.

There once was a rep from the South,
Whose behavior was causing some doubt,
Staffers spilled the beans,
About her crazy scenes,
In New York mag, it all came out.

There once was a show, quite distinct,
With Nicole Curtis, it was linked.
But a racial remark,
Made HGTV stark,
And off all platforms, they did evict.

There once was a man named Adam Mosseri
Who discussed Instagram so freely
He said it’s essential to see
The line between addiction and spree
For users to browse safely.

A producer named Marc Beckman said,
“We’ve done everything the right way.
We followed protocol, hooray!
No corners were cut,
Our work’s top-notch, so we mustn’t delay.”

There once was a senator bold
Who on “The Last Word” did unfold
A grand jury declined
To indict, they opined
Six Democrats, the truth now told

There once was a commentator, indeed,
Who referred to Lundholm as a he,
Competing in moguls,
Inappropriate boggles,
Sweden’s Elis, correct pronouns need.

There once was a French ice dance team,
Who followed world champs with a gleam.
Their performance was near perfection,
They skated with such great affection,
And wowed the crowd with their dream.